Shine bright like a washed nintendog
Everyone meet Delilah.
This is so important!
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Harry Potter locations
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
you don’t need a ‘key’ to happiness; you’re here, you’re living - be happy
Fact: Though pansexuals are not attracted to pans, they still feel a great level of animosity towards Spoonsexuals, Potsexuals and Platesexuals (although they are occasionally friendly with Cupsexuals).
i run my fingers
down the spine of your bookshelf.
men that came before
me, chose what they liked.
but i want you completely;
every torn cover,
every food stained page,
every worn out spine, and fad-
ing word, i want you.
"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
jESUS H FUCK